Surreal Speak, also known as Tibiquabi Language, is the complex language spoken and written in surreal memes. It is whritten with the BETABET.

Terms and Language Edit

Surreal Speak is a dialect of the English Language that sometimes differs between the character in the meme. Common themes are replacing "ck" endings with "cc" simplifying words, and adding a letter "n" in between two consonants. Occasionally letters might be doubled as well. Also, some words are more scientific than regular words, for example, instead of pain/stress, it is Physical Endurance.

Common words Edit



  • Monet instead of Money
  • Mapp instead of Map
  • Sonks instead of Socks


  • Drincc instead of Drink
  • Foond instead of Food
  • Vegetal instead of Vegetable
  • S P A G O O T instead of Spaghetti
  • Lasaga instead of Lasagne/Lasagna
  • Bepis/Bepsu/Beppp/Bepsi/Bepes/Bepos instead of Pepsi
  • Conke/Conk instead of Coke
  • Cakk instead of Cake


  • Snek instead of Snake
  • Elephoont instead of Elephant
  • Rhoonoceroos instead of Rhinoceros
  • Cate instead of Cat
  • Boi instead of Boy
  • Prerson instead of Person


  • Purpfle instead of Purple
  • Gren instead of Green
  • Cyen instead of Cyan
  • Rosze instead of Rose
  • Lyme instead of Lime
  • Rde/Redd instead of Red
  • Blakk instead of Black
  • Yelloo/Yello instead of Yellow


  • cronch instead of crunch
  • Succ instead of Suck
  • Sitt instead of Sit
  • Drincc instead of Drink
  • Sipp instead of Sip
  • Whiscc instead of Whisk
  • Stopp/Stonp instead of Stop
  • RëalisZe instead of Realize
  • Ecapse instead of Escape
  • Scrampled instead of Scrambled
  • Waint instead of Wait
  • Scronch, scronched, and scronching: They mean destroy
  • Scrombling instead of Scrambling: Medical condition, like the S I C C


  • A N G E R Y instead of Angry
  • Sicc instead of sick
  • Orang instead of Orange
  • Henlo instead of Hello
  • Fren/Frend/Friemd/Friemnd instead of Friend
  • Hmmst instead of Hmm
  • Thancc/Thankk/Than'k/Thamk instead of Thank
  • Said instead of Say
  • You'r/You're/Yo'ur/Yuor/Y'uor instead of Your
  • Fricc instead of Frick
  • Can't'nt instead of Can't
  • O instead of Oh (Occasionally)
  • Her'es instead of Here's
  • Hecc instead of Heck
  • Whom/Whomst/Whomst'd/Whomst'd've instead of Who
  • Greetongs instead of Greetings
  • Knowtt instead of Known

A few rules of surreal speak (some optional) Edit

  • CK, K, and sometimes CT endings are replaced with CC.
  • words ending in ION like "dimension" can have an extra E at their end.
  • Who, why, where, and how can have M'STVE put at their end, and what and when can have 'STVE put at their end.
  • If the letter S is pronounced as SH (such as the S in dimension), an H can be put after said S.
  • Note that the dialect of Surreal Speak can sometimes differ between characters, and all the rules of Surreal Speak may not apply. These rules also don't have to be followed, but at the very least use CC in place of CK endings.
  • CT (short for Connecticut) is Conneticucc.
  • Nescafe is product placement.
  • Use gibberish.
  • CK, K, CT endings are CC mostly, but not always.
  • You must use V E G E T A L P R O T E I N.

Trivia Edit

  • Vegetal is also the Spanish translation for Vegetable.
  • in the surreal memes wiki, normal english is called Bland Reality Language.
  • Orang also is the name of the Surreal Memes character (see the article), the short word for orangutan, and the Indonesian translation for people/person.