Surreal Speak, also known as Tibiquabi Language, is the complex language spoken and written in surreal memes. It is whritten with the BETABET.
Terms and Language Edit
Surreal Speak is a dialect of the English Language that sometimes differs between the character in the meme. Common themes are replacing "ck" endings with "cc" simplifying words, and adding a letter "n" in between two consonants. Occasionally letters might be doubled as well. Also, some words are more scientific than regular words, for example, instead of pain/stress, it is Physical Endurance.
Common words Edit
Monet instead of Money
Mapp instead of Map
Foond instead of Food
Vegetal instead of Vegetable
S P A G O O T instead of Spaghetti
Lasaga instead of Lasagne/Lasagna
Bepis/Bepsu/Beppp/Bepsi/Bepes/Bepos instead of Pepsi
Conke/Conk instead of Coke
Cakk instead of Cake
Snek instead of Snake
Elephoont instead of Elephant
Rhoonoceroos instead of rhinoceros
Catt instead of Cat
Purpfle instead of Purple
Gren instead of Green
Cyen instead of Cyan
Rosze instead of Rose
Lyme instead of Lime
Succ instead of Suck
Sitt instead of Sit
Drincc instead of Drink
Sipp instead of Sip
Whiscc instead of Whisk
Stopp/Stonp instead of Stop
RëalisZe instead of Realize
Ecapse instead of Escape
Scrampled instead of Scrambled
Waint instead of Wait
Scronch, scronched, and scronching: They mean destroy
Scrombling instead of Scrambling: Medical condition, like the S I C C
A N G E R Y instead of Angry
Sicc instead of sick
- Orang instead of Orange
- Henlo instead of Hello
- Fren/Frend/Friemd/Friemnd instead of Friend
- Hmmst instead of Hmm
- Thancc/Thankk/Than'k/Thamk instead of Thank
- Said instead of Say
- You'r/You're/Yo'ur/Yuor/Y'uor instead of Your
- Fricc instead of Frick
- Can't'nt instead of Can't
- O instead of Oh (Occasionally)
- Her'es instead of Here's
- Hecc instead of Heck
- Whom/Whomst/Whomst'd/Whomst'd've instead of Who
- Greetongs instead of Greetings
A few rules of surreal speak (some optional) Edit
- CK, K, and sometimes CT endings are replaced with CC.
- words ending in ION like "dimension" can have an extra E at their end.
- Who, why, where, and how can have M'STVE put at their end, and what and when can have 'STVE put at their end.
- If the letter S is pronounced as SH (such as the S in dimension), an H can be put after said S.
- Note that the dialect of Surreal Speak can sometimes differ between characters, and all the rules of Surreal Speak may not apply. These rules also don't have to be followed, but at the very least use CC in place of CK endings.
- Vegetal is also the Spanish translation for Vegetable.
- in the surreal memes wiki, normal english is called Bland Reality Language.