Surreal Speak, also known as Tibiquabi Language, is the complex language spoken and written in surreal memes. It is whritten with the BETABET.

Terms and Language Edit

Surreal Speak is a dialect of the English Language that sometimes differs between the character in the meme. Common themes are replacing "ck" endings with "cc" simplifying words, and adding a letter "n" in between two consonants. Occasionally letters might be doubled as well. Also, some words are more scientific than regular words, for example, instead of pain/stress, it is Physical Endurance.

Common words Edit


Items Edit

Monet instead of Money

Mapp instead of Map


Foond instead of Food

Vegetal instead of Vegetable

S P A G O O T instead of Spaghetti

Lasaga instead of Lasagne/Lasagna

Bepis/Bepsu/Beppp/Bepsi/Bepes/Bepos instead of Pepsi

Conke/Conk instead of Coke

Cakk instead of Cake


Snek instead of Snake

Elephoont instead of Elephant

Rhoonoceroos instead of rhinoceros

Catt instead of Cat


Purpfle instead of Purple

Gren instead of Green

Cyen instead of Cyan

Rosze instead of Rose

Lyme instead of Lime


Succ instead of Suck

Sitt instead of Sit

Drincc instead of Drink

Sipp instead of Sip

Whiscc instead of Whisk

Stopp/Stonp instead of Stop

RëalisZe instead of Realize

Ecapse instead of Escape

Scrampled instead of Scrambled

Waint instead of Wait

Scronch, scronched, and scronching: They mean destroy

Scrombling instead of Scrambling: Medical condition, like the S I C C


A N G E R Y instead of Angry

Sicc instead of sick

  • Orang instead of Orange
  • Henlo instead of Hello
  • Fren/Frend/Friemd/Friemnd instead of Friend
  • Hmmst instead of Hmm
  • Thancc/Thankk/Than'k/Thamk instead of Thank
  • Said instead of Say
  • You'r/You're/Yo'ur/Yuor/Y'uor instead of Your
  • Fricc instead of Frick
  • Can't'nt instead of Can't
  • O instead of Oh (Occasionally)
  • Her'es instead of Here's
  • Hecc instead of Heck
  • Whom/Whomst/Whomst'd/Whomst'd've instead of Who
  • Greetongs instead of Greetings

A few rules of surreal speak (some optional) Edit

  • CK, K, and sometimes CT endings are replaced with CC.
  • words ending in ION like "dimension" can have an extra E at their end.
  • Who, why, where, and how can have M'STVE put at their end, and what and when can have 'STVE put at their end.
  • If the letter S is pronounced as SH (such as the S in dimension), an H can be put after said S.
  • Note that the dialect of Surreal Speak can sometimes differ between characters, and all the rules of Surreal Speak may not apply. These rules also don't have to be followed, but at the very least use CC in place of CK endings.

Trivia Edit

  • Vegetal is also the Spanish translation for Vegetable.
  • in the surreal memes wiki, normal english is called Bland Reality Language.
  • Orang also is the name of the Surreal Memes character (see the article), the short word for orangutan, and the Indonesian translation for people/person.