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"DID SOME CARBON BASED LIFEFORM JUST SAY, [trigger word]?"
~ Coolguys

Coolguys, otherwise known as Picardía Faces, Emoti Guys, Strawman Ball, or Memeball are a type of character in the Surreal Memes Universe that appear quite often, and are typically bad Boyes (other than Mr. GREEN Forest, Wisdomer or Monsieur FRENCH Jáspér) who are not to be trusted due to the fact that they are Bad Boyes.


They are known to give dialogue that they say will give you something like "Retweet for a free iPod" or "Upvote for a MacBook Pro," which when you do so, nothing happens. They are sometimes referred to as Coolguys. If you retweet/upvote, he will send croods.

Gimmick[]

Most Picardias won't attack until someone says their trigger word. Some of these trigger words include: ICE, FIRE, SUCC EGG, INVERT, SPAGOOT and BEAN. One of the exceptions is The Omniscronchulon. The Omniscronculon can still attack without it’s trigger word being said, that trigger word being: TERRIBLE

Specific Picardías[]

This section will lead you to some of the well known Picardías in the Surreal Meme Universe.

Dr. COOL Jasper (Trigger word: ICE)

Dr. DARK Francis (Trigger word: SUCC)

•[666 666|6666 666 666] Picardia (Trigger word: EMPTY)

Prof. WARM Casper (Trigger word: WARM)

Dr. Richard Mutant (Trigger word: XENOMITE)

Appearance[]

They are O R B S that possess a grin and sunglasses. They have two gloved hands, one of which is holding its sunglasses, the other is making a thumbs up sign. They occur in multiple colours and patterns.

Where They Reside[]

The Πƃe145.21th dimension (as shown in riddle of the rocks)

Trivia[]

  • If you look closely, you can see their eyes behind their glasses.
  • Taking off their glasses will result in you getting SCRONCHED.


Gallery[]


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