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Conke (also spelled conk, stylized CoNKe) is a beverage that is warm and bad and should never be consumed. It is a false bepis, that requires less Monet to purchase, In order to fool beings into purchasing conke instead of real bepis.

Conke is also known as Conka crola

AppearanceEdit

HistoryEdit

Nutrition and EffectsEdit

Conke has a variety of bad effects when consumed, such as:

  • Becoming 2-dimensional
  • Temporarily losing existence
  • s c r o n c h i n g (not to be confused with scrombling)
  • catching the S I C C
  • Un-ascension
  • Initial refreshment, to fool beings (possibly)
  • the desire tO trust orang
  • Can cus bloody diaria
  • maks u mad and angery
  • drinccs for dum dum people
  • pregnanant people dont drincc it or ur son/daughta will FLATT
  • the urge to trunstt the 🅱️illars
  • become an bad boye
  • literally becoming a black hole for 5 seconds
  • spiraling into insanity for 3 days
  • pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
  • removal of time (Time-Mites use CONKE sometimes with their temporal shovels to harvest time)
  • becoming all swirled up into oblivion
  • the losing of your face
  • destabilization of your gravitational pull
  • random quicksand pits appearing at your feet
  • losing the ability to collide with anything, including the ground you're standing on
  • shrinking down to the size of an ant, meaning you'll die shortly
  • your head shrinking down too small to be seen
  • becoming low res and low poly
  • becoming a dead meme

Ingredients Edit

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Аи соике аdvегтisе. ! Dо иот тгциsт !

  • Lines
  • Imitation void
  • May contain false red as they are marketed as red.
  • Windows XP
  • diarrhea
  • dead memes
  • Strongg laxative
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  • mini cronch pillars
  • orang peel
  • A N T I E X I S T E N C E
  • vegetal juice
  • fake artificial ice
  • angery serum
  • warmth and badness
  • 1-dimensional dots

Trivia Edit

Conke is not always bad, but usually is. It mostly depends on who consumes it. Most beings are to drincc Bepis instead.

Conke would actually be good, if only it had ice cuboids in it.

Conke was invented by pillars, but are often served by Conke catts.

⚠️ 🅱️🅰️▶️❗️Do nont drincc if below nth dimensional level!

Conk in the 3rd dimenshone is called coke and actually tastt okey. It's also way less harmful.